The most ridiculous conversation ever by ThisPersonSays, literature
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The most ridiculous conversation ever
Me: Hi.
My sister: Get out of my room.
Me: Ok.
My sister: Get out of my room.
Me: Wasn't there a bush outside your window? What happened to it? Why was it cut down?
My sister: Get out of my room.
Me: After you answer my question.
My sister: It was cut down because get out of my room.
Me: What?
My sister: Get out of my room.
Me: Who cut it down?
My sister: Dad did.
Me: No he didn't.
My sister: Fine. The neighbors did.
Me: So the neighbors cut our bush down because they knew you would tell me to get out of your room.
My sister: Yes. Now get out of my room.
Me: How did they know? Are they psychic?
My sister: No, they have a time machine.
Me: How
I hate that I'm writing this list
I hate that it's going to feel good
I hate people who think theirs is the one true religion and all others are idiots
I hate how that might seem offensive to others
I hate how I can't be empathetic even though I try
I hate how I'm 45% extrovert but I still unintentionally offend people
I hate how I mix up 'extrovert' and 'introvert' when I type
I hate that I know I'll slowly drift away from this community someday
I hate how so many people I know are depressed and I don't know how to help
I hate not knowing
I hate saying the wrong answer
I hate it when popular kids make fun of me
I hate it that the popular kid
THIS STORY IS 100% TRUE
So I had this dream last night. Well, actually, I don't know if it was a dream. I was kind of half awake, but not half awake because I was asleep, but not quite asleep, either. Anyway, I know for sure that it occurred sometime before I woke up, but not anytime during the previous day...? I have no idea. Dream logic makes no sense.
So I'm just taking a little stroll in our neighborhood. At 10 PM. Hey, it wasn't my idea! The reason this story is coming out so easily is because it ACTUALLY HAPPENED. Well, anyway, I've got my phone out, except it's not my phone. I don't know who's phone it is, but it definitely isn't my