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Me: Hi. My sister: Get out of my room. Me: Ok. My sister: Get out of my room. Me: Wasn't there a bush outside your window? What happened to it? Why was it cut down? My sister: Get out of my room. Me: After you answer my question. My sister: It was cut down because get out of my room. Me: What? My sister: Get out of my room. Me: Who cut it down? My sister: Dad did. Me: No he didn't. My sister: Fine. The neighbors did. Me: So the neighbors cut our bush down because they knew you would tell me to get out of your room. My sister: Yes. Now get out of my room. Me: How did they know? Are they psychic? My sister: No, they have a time machine. Me: How

THIS STORY IS 100% TRUE So I had this dream last night. Well, actually, I don't know if it was a dream. I was kind of half awake, but not half awake because I was asleep, but not quite asleep, either. Anyway, I know for sure that it occurred sometime before I woke up, but not anytime during the previous day...? I have no idea. Dream logic makes no sense. So I'm just taking a little stroll in our neighborhood. At 10 PM. Hey, it wasn't my idea! The reason this story is coming out so easily is because it ACTUALLY HAPPENED. Well, anyway, I've got my phone out, except it's not my phone. I don't know who's phone it is, but it definitely isn't my